Just because some conspiracy theories are real doesn’t mean you have to believe them all.

Just because some conspiracy theories are real doesn’t mean you have to believe them all.

“but the post said dark to light! The post said white hats!”… It is so easy to write up a fake conspiracy, with no evidence, and just add some Trumpian, far right buzz words in.

Just because you are right wing doesn’t mean that people who say right wing things are on your side. Case in point, where people started supporting a greens senator only because he said the UN was bad, but then later said the solution is universal basic income and public housing.

The same is true for this idiotic idea that “freedom fighters” are now pushing, the idea that you should pretend to be aboriginal for financial benefits in order to screw over the government. If you are considering this, I would seriously suggest zooming out a bit and looking at the big picture. Government money is taxpayer money, your money. You are scamming your own fellow Australians, not the government. Plus, now that I exposed every single page of the Uluru Statement, we can all see that they want a second constitution, with a second government, and with that government having its own laws. If you lie and say you are aboriginal, then one day you will be subject to the laws of this globalist takeover nation. Laws which haven’t been fully written yet… (pg.’s 2,7,9, and 18 of the Uluru Statement, document 14, FOI/2223/016)

But everything I speak of is backed by evidence. These others refuse to give you evidence, they instead sell you a fantastical story to spark your emotions.

Just because you are a conservative doesn’t mean you have to believe that there are 2 million kids in tunnels under Australia and that the white hats are winning a subterranean war against the black hats. Where is the evidence? At least one scrap of evidence to prove it? Human trafficking of children, yes of course that is true, there is evidence to prove it. Asian sex slaves in Australian brothels is also true, many of these brothels have been raided and shut down. They do exist. But Nuclear bombs going off underground? and all 2 million underground kids are saved somehow? Where on earth is even a scrap of evidence for this?

Just because someone says something that aligns with our clique doesn’t mean they are on our side. And it doesn’t mean the story is true. The latest one is that princess Diana is still alive and she’s secretly the Queen of England and the royal family is just for show. So stupid, far out. However, the royal family being largely for show is somewhat true. But this is more closely related to a slow historical regression and international financial and political arrangements.

There is a small percentage of the far right that will believe anything if you use the right buzzwords. Yet – okay now that we lost them listen up. The above is all a ruse. I’m secretly working for a white hat operation based in a subterranean tunnel located off the Alpha-Bravo-Sierra junction. We don’t have much time, I’m in contact with President Trump and he’s on his way here now. He has Epstein captured and is about to reveal the secrets of the 9 rings. This is big. Ablo is a robot with a mask on, a white hat asset, he will activate operation Sierra-117 in two weeks’ time. We had to destroy the evidence so that the black hats would lose the trail, I’m sure you understand. No witnesses. The donkey has left Kabul. Two weeks is all we have. White hats are in charge, don’t bother doing anything meaningful in your life, just sit back and watch the show. Like seriously don’t do anything, vote liberal and then close your eyes. Two weeks and we’ll win. Don’t tell anyone, this is between you and me.